can we take a second and look at ashton? I mean mikey and cal are kinda taking Luke’s comment lightly and having a laugh about it, but then asht just smiles down at his hands because he actually loves these boys and couldn’t imagine not being with them every day because they’ve truly grown to be brothers and they’ve made him genuinely thankful and excited for life
Name: Michael Gordon Clifford
D.O.B: 20/11/1995 (aged 18)
I.D No: 9805342
Details of Crime(s): The accused used matches and an accelerant to set the house of a fellow classmate on fire. No one was harmed by the fire although damage to the house and surrounding area was great. This case is being defined as a revenge attack as the accused has had a rough past with the victim.
Conviction: The court finds Michael Clifford guilty on the account of arson. He will here by be sentenced to 4 years jail time, with a 3 years non-parole period and he will also be fined $50,000 in damages.
Name: Calum Thomas Hood
D.O.B: 25/01/1996 (aged 18)
I.D No: 366024
Crime(s): Driving Under the Influence and Possession of a Class A Drug.
Details of Crime(s): The accused was pulled over as he left a college party in the early hours of Saturday morning. The toxicology report came back with high levels of Cocaine in his system and on upon a search of his vehicle, 13 grams of Cocaine were discovered.
Conviction: Calum Hood was found guilt on both charges and is sentenced to 4 years and a half years imprisonment for DUI and a further 6 months imprisonment plus a $700 fine for possession of a Class A drug.
Name: Luke Robert Hemmings.
D.O.B: 16/07/1996 (aged 18).
I.D No: 587956.
Details of Crime(s): The accused attempted to steal a $3,400 necklace from Tiffany & Co. This is his seconds time offending but the first time he has tried to steal anything of substantial value.
Conviction: Luke Hemmings will be fined $950 and ordered to complete 60 hours of Community Service. He is banned from the premises and a breaking of this ban will result in a trespassing conviction against his name. Also a third re-offense could result in Mr Hemmings serving 6 months to a years imprisonment.
Name: Ashton Fletcher Irwin
D.O.B: 07/07/1994 (aged 20)
I.D No: 8557426
Crime(s): 2 accounts of 1st degree murder and the possession of an unlawful firearm.
Details of Crime(s): Beat his fiancé’s lover to death after finding him in their bed before shooting his fiancé once in the chest.
Conviction: Guilty on two accounts of 1st degree murder and possession of an unlawful firearm. By the discretion of the courts psychologist, Ashton Fletcher Irwin is to be placed in a high security Mental Institution for a dangerous level of Schizophrenia until doctors see him fit to be rehabilitated.
I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING
RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER
FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
IT’S AUGUST YOU MANIACS
someone’s getting coal this year
IT’S FUCKING SEPTEMBER WHO BROUGHT IT BACK